Tuesday, May 20, 2008

oh my...

Mother's Dictionary of Meanings

Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

Full Name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.

Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

Independent: How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say.

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

Show Off: A child who is more talented than yours.Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva.

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

Two-Minute Warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar-grunting noises.

Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.

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Child Sent to Bed

A small boy is sent to bed by his mother...

[Five minutes later]



"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

[Five minutes later]



"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

[Five minutes later]



"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a glass of water??"

"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"

[Five minutes later]



"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?"

Monday, May 19, 2008

Weekend in Louisville

Ok so I know that this happened the first weekend of the month. But Oh well ....

So we went to see Jeff Dunham, the really funny comedian who had the puppets Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Walter, and Peanut! Thank you so much Mel and Joe! (Who bought the tickets and treated us to a great evening!!!!) We had such a great time because first of all you can't beat laughing for 3 hours straight! and plus it was Derby weekend and so Andy and I got to go to the waterfront the next day and just hang out.

I'm going to make Andy do the review of the show, (he has a better memory for jokes and it was hilarious!

(He will get this done asap!!!!)

It was fun because it was very much like a fair atmosphere! There were concerts, and really bad food and vendors. It was great! Then we walked downtown to the Frazier International Museum, which is one of the coolest places ever!!!!
To the right is a picture of Andy standing next to the Belle of Louisville the steamer on the River Front. Just after we took this picture it started raining and we took off running for shelter. From there we walked in the rain to the museum!

This is one of the best Museums ever! (If you are a History nerd like me and Andy that is) The third floor was the Royal Armory from a partnership with the British Museum, I want to work there~! The 3rd floor is nothing but a huge collefction from all my favorite periods of time, Medieval. The 2nd floor takes you on the American tour of arms as well as the special exhibits. Which in this case happens to be the Wreck of the Henrrietta Marie which was a slave ship. Very cool place! Loved it will be going back ASAP!

The next day was Saturday and Joe had to work, but Mel was off. So she took me shoe shopping! That should be illiegal for me to do, because I see way to many things to buy and I was good I only bought one pair. Record for me! Then Sunday we just hung out an played Rock Band, which I will never sing agian, because I have never heard the real version of any of these songs!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Welcome to GIANTmicrobes!

Give your friends and loved ones a common cold! how cute is this little guy?!?!?!?!? You can give anything from the Flu to Penicillin. It is so funny! This is a little weird but I love it. Its funny!

Monday, May 12, 2008

The Quest....

After the matrix reclaimed ground last week we have once again retreated to Zion and regrouped! Parts of the super system are going down one by one. And we believe the ONE has been found!
20 pounds total for Andy and 9.8 for Mindy!

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Happy Mothers Day!

Love you Mama! love Min

Love you Mom! Love Andy

For the hope and love of our Grandmothers and Aunts and Friends!

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